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Joke of the Day

"Say no to shampoo. Demand real poo."

"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."

"How do elves spell? With an elfabet."

"Hi 911, I'd like to report a drunk naked guy blasting off truck nuts w/ a shotgun. Time of incident? [takes drink] In about 20 minutes lol"

"CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control."

"I don't care what everyone says, I think my Jersey Shore hairstyle makes me look sophisticated."

"When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, ""HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."""

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"My Mexican friend was babbling hysterically but I just couldn't understand his panic."

"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."