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Joke of the Day
"My Mexican friend was babbling hysterically but I just couldn't understand his panic."
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"I must be fucking great in the sack Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!"
"*runs into coworker at store* *pretends I don't speak English*"
"Smart-phones... The best thing to happen to sh1tting since the newspaper."
"What does a cow call his mate? Oxfam."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE."
"Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend? Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!"
"Me: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance Chief: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance"
"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"