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Joke of the Day
"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."
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"I don't see what's so offensive about calling someone from Pakistan a Paki... It's like calling someone from Scotland a Scot, an Australian an Aussie or someone from France a cunt"
"I saw my friend's girl sleeping with another man in the army but didn't tell him... It was a private affair."
"Why was the bird sick? It had the flew and its throat was soar."
"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"
"[two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha ""What do we do?"""
"*holds finger up and chews for like 8 minutes after aunt asks me how I've been*"
"Saw a bumper sticker that said 'Jesus is the answer.' Two cars later I saw one that said 'Who farted?' Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity .... It's impossible to put down."
"deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings. toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio"