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Joke of the Day

"When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, ""HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."""

"Every poop begins with p Read with the Kay jingle in mind."

"Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage."

"Surely there's a 3rd option. Can't i just walk home? That can't be my only two choices? Ride or DIE? Seems a bit extreme."

"""You have a BA? Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD."" - 3rd degree burn"

"My Facebook friends fall into 3 categories: vaguely remember, don't remember at all, or never want to speak to for the rest of my life."

"Did you hear about the guy who haggled with a prostitute for sex in exchange for his pet deer? He was trying to get the most bang for his buck."

"So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it..."

"Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder."

"What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."