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Joke of the Day

"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."

"How do you make a witch pregnant? Fuck her!"

"What's the best way to get a redditors attention?"

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."

"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!"

"How do you get to East Berlin Take the third right"

"There's a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You'd better f*cking be there."

"New low: Looking in my purse and seeing my TV remote."

"Anniversary ""Knock* Knock*"" :Who's there? ""9/11"" :9/11 who? ""You said you'd never forget!"""

"Hey, hot stuff. Pretty sweet vagina you got there. Maybe later, after I unload the dishwasher, we can-No? That's cool. I have stuff to read."