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Joke of the Day
"How do elves spell? With an elfabet."
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"What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar"
"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flys like a banana."
"I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach."
"You know what they say, so I won't tell you."
"Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children"
"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."
"They should play ""Let the bodies hit the floor"" On Life Alert commercials."
"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."