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Joke of the Day

"FYI: If someone says ""I'm game,"" you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your state and local hunting regulations though."

"What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician? I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones"

"""Oh NOW Burger King delivers!"" -Paula Deen"

"My girlfriend's father got mad that I proposed to her without asking him first but there's just no way I would ever marry that guy."

"Now that I'm playing Pokemon Go I don't need a girlfriend anymore... The servers go down on me all the time."

"What can fly but can't be given? A fuck."

"I accidently put my USB through the washing machine It's still works, but it's really clean now. All the porn is gone."

"So this cravat came up to me and started weeping... ...I thought ""I can't *stand* emotional ties"""

"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"

"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An electron"