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Joke of the Day

"FYI: If someone says ""I'm game,"" you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your state and local hunting regulations though."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !"

"Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ""I killed a person"" . Student: The Future tense is ""You will go to a jail"""

"I'm not a Christian... But as a gay man I wouldn't object to being nailed bloody up against some hard wood."

"If you ever feel uncomfortable in your body, just remember that Pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money."

"What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !"

"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... an onion a day keeps everyone away."

"People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."

"I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods..... of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle."

"Your insistence on having your father walk you down the aisle may seem odd to some Especially considering the two of you are only going grocery shopping. _______________ I stole this joke."