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Joke of the Day
"Where do burgers go when they die? Burgatory"
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"What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!"
"You won't believe what every headline on the Internet is these days. They're clickbait. That's what they are."
"Have you heard the one about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic? He would lay awake at night wondering if there was a dog."
"Three mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"
"My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003. She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield"
"So I've decided that my wifi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."
"What do you do when Ronda says ""Not Tonight""? Kick her out of bed"
"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."
"How do you ask for a cigarette in spain? Tapas a snout!"