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Joke of the Day
"I tried to watch the paralympic games.. I couldn't though because the channel was disabled"
Next Joke
"TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight Whoops, wrong sub. By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds."
"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."
"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"
"Quitting the gym because it's easier, quicker and cheaper to simply invite my friends over for dinner every day and make them fatter than me"
"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick."
"What happen if a bomb blasts in a bra or a man's underwear?"
"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"
"Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty"