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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador"
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"[nervously speeding up as I drive my date past a Taco Bell] SIRI: At frequent destination. Set this address as 'Home' address?"
"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."
"TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers"
"*whispers to an avocado* ""I'm the good kind of fat, too."""
"Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period."
"Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger. But she was messin wit some pretty elaborate gold mining equipment down by the river bed today."
"I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems."
"If you're on a motorized cart, I can't tell if you're disabled or just obese and lazy."
"The comment threads on YouTube are the trailer parks of the Internet."