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Joke of the Day

"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."

"I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time..... I'm sorry"

"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."

"So buddy, how's life in North Korea? I can't complain."

"A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: ""Yemen, shore."""

"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."

"I got a new clock at IED.com"

"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."

"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."

"cop: ""you're drunk, get out of the car."" judas: ""bbut I've bbeen on tthe water all night."" - [jesus whistles innocently]"