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Joke of the Day
"What's black, white and red all over? South Africa"
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"You've got to hand it to short people. Because sometimes they can't reach."
"What's the best nation in the world? Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity."
"What do girlfriends and ass hairs have in common? They never let shit go."
"Why are birds always short on cash? Because they have bills."
"What is the French verb that means ""To declare war""? *Surrendre*"
"Why does Japan have a high life expectancy? It is full of anti - occidents"
"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was wandering around with a semillon. (best when read out loud)"
"Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home."
"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"