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Joke of the Day

"If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your lifestyle"

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"(Serious) What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died? slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to r/conspiracy for this one."

"When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists."

"What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego"

"I only eat free range chicken because I only eat food that was given the illusion of freedom before it was murdered"

"I found out a way to go ad - free on youtube with no adblock! Just replace the ""you"" in youtube with ""red"" in your URL and it should get rid of them, i guess they were hiding it from us or something."

"Whenever I hear brick I always yell out ""HOUSE!"" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games"

"Knock knock -Who's there? Ash -Ash who? Bless you.. P.S. kids love it"

"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."