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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"Why didn't the French soldier fight in the battle of France? He was on a summer retreat!"

"What is DNA's favourite clothing? Jeans!"

"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"

"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on the voice."

"Wanna hear a good joke? You."

"I am always excited during your birthdays because... You're one year closer to being dead."

"Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, ""its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"""

"Me: *ziplines into wedding* ""Sup nerds?"" *pants get caught and tear off leaving me dangling naked upside down* Priest: ""Ooh a pinata!"""

"What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time? A widow"