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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock -Who's there? Ash -Ash who? Bless you.. P.S. kids love it"

"Why was the testicle always in a bad mood? Because his brother is a nut and his two closest friends are a dick and an asshole."

"Sex with me is like bowling. Lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes."

"Have you seen that movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet."

"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"

"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"

"[job interview] Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word Me: yes i've heard that word many times"

"Me: I hate all of the trash jokes in this sub. Friend: They're not trash, they're *recycle*."

"I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues."

"LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same"