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Joke of the Day

"What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego"

"How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon). Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter. So you will know."

"Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook."

"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One but don't expect results."

"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."

"I mean, I'm smart, but I'm no Alfred Einstein."

"Obama: Didn't think he'd be late Biden: I gave him the wrong address Obama: Joe he's the president-elect Biden: idgaf what they call him"

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. I was confused. I never met herbivore."