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Joke of the Day

"(Serious) What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died? slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to r/conspiracy for this one."

"Why can't Keanu Reeves eat his soup? There is no spoon"

"The flag in the moon is fading into an all white flag Future generations will believe the French were there."

"My favourite anti joke."

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"

"What Do You Call a Rabbit with a Crooked Dick? Fucks Funny"

"Why do Ethiopian women give the best blowjobs? You know they'll swallow"

"What did the spice say when it was told it wasn't flavourful enough? ""Oh come on, I'm only cumin!"" I was so proud when I came up with this jewel."

"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"

"After my fourth failed relationship, my friend tells me 'keep your head up, these girls come and go, but you'll find someone for you', but deep down i know... Girls don't just come and go... I do."