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Joke of the Day

"I found out a way to go ad - free on youtube with no adblock! Just replace the ""you"" in youtube with ""red"" in your URL and it should get rid of them, i guess they were hiding it from us or something."

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"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."
"Mom: Time to wake updog. Son: *groggily* What's updog? Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u? Dad (from hallway): OWNED"
"Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, ""That completes my order"" before they ask."
"What does a curry and a bad uncle have in common? They both hurt your arsehole"
"What's the difference between In-laws and 0utlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage."
"Sometimes, when I am pumping gas, I'll wink at the person at the next pump and say, ""This smells terrific."""
"*muttered from inside a bear* ""Go hiking,"" they said."
"What do you call a wind that never gusts? Disgusting. I'll see myself out..."