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Joke of the Day

"Books keep falling on my head.... I've only got myshelf to blame"

"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."

"My friend Gav died last night from taking too many heartburn tablets... I can't believe Gavisgon"

"When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!"

"9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip"

"Did you see that new porno for necrophiliacs? It's called ""Sex Feet Under""."

"What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches"

"I had a second stomach surgically attached so I could finish my fries from Five Guys."

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as ""stable"". #manicmonday"