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Joke of the Day
"Books keep falling on my head.... I've only got myshelf to blame"
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"if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports"
"What's common between American beer and making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."
"How do you teach a girl math? Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply."
"None of my coworkers get why I have fishbowl with no fish. It's because fish can't survive in my secret reservoir of vodka."
"Cool name for god = ""head writer of The Weather Channel"""
"How do fat women defy physics? Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."
"What do you have to know to be an auctioneer? Lots"
"Some guy named Rand McNally printed out a bunch of Google maps and sells them at gas stations. Weird."