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Joke of the Day

"What's common between American beer and making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."

"What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones because they have two left feet."

"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum? With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!"

"If your Polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist"

"The first rule of Tautology club... The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club. ^credit^to^xkcd^[here](http://xkcd.com/703/)"

"When I die I'd like to be cremated I think I've urned it."

"One Man's trash is other man's treasure Said Jereme. But it certainly wasn't the best he could say to his child just after he learnt that he was adopted."

"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me."

"what's a cheap, tasteless way to kill a werewolf? Coors Lite, the silver bullet"