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Joke of the Day
"How do fat women defy physics? Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."
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"When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"""
"still can't say ""jk"" without whispering ""rowling"""
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"A man knocked my door for some donation.. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. i gave him a glass of water."