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Joke of the Day

"Cool name for god = ""head writer of The Weather Channel"""

"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."

"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"On cold mornings, it'd be helpful if a menacing man screamed obscenities at me in German so I'd get out of the shower."

"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!"

"How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking, Jk rowling"

"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."

"Q: What bone will a dog never eat? A: A trombone."