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Joke of the Day
"Stupid Autocorrect you're always posting some thong you didn't Nintendo"
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"This is not a joke, just wanted to say this. A repost means nothing other than a Joke worth re-telling."
"So a UKIP Councillor says God... is punishing the UK with floods cos of the gays. If my sex life effected the weather so much, why aren't we going through a long long dry spell?"
"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink"
"Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me."
"When cats are sad... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Cat: ""Shot of tequilla."" *Bartender pours it.* *Cat slowly pushes it off the bar.* Cat: ""I'll have another."""
"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"
"Worst Excuses For Being Late 5) Too many dragons 4) Out of dragons 3) I'm not late, Steve is 2) Time is fake 1) Made a list of excuses"
"Did you hear about the Grizzly that killed a camper? He used his bear hands"