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Joke of the Day

"Some guy named Rand McNally printed out a bunch of Google maps and sells them at gas stations. Weird."

"Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning"

"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America"

"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks I'll never part with it !"

"My New Years Resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic...I wonder how long this bull$hit fantasy will last."

"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."

"Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner..."

"In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly."

"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Rooster"

"What's a pedophile do on a Saturday night? Netflix and chill-dren."