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Joke of the Day
"What does dog poo and women have in common ? The older they get the easier they are to pick up."
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"What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!"
"What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles"
"Boyfriend VS motorbike ufffff. ""Full LOL joke"" Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)"
"What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!"
"When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess."
"Knock Knock! Who's there... No one because you have no friends."
"How is a fish like a bicycle? Neither one knows how to whistle!"
"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."
"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"