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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"
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"What is the difference between Trump and Hillary? She can't make America great again."
"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working. I'm going to my mom's house."" I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?"
"What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose? A radical mooselamb"
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"
"What do you say to someone who studied media at university? Can I have fries with that please?"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."
"America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*"