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Joke of the Day

"What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"

"How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently? Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards."

"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"

"to be Frank, i would have to change my name."

"I tried to teach a class on how hard it is to make a Fibonacci Sequence. But it spiraled WAY out of control!"

"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"

"I am a good dancer.hilarious one. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"What do you get when you cross Tesla and Thomas Edison? A Kick-ass band"

"Yo girl, are you my email inbox? because there's a lot of stuff you have I'm never going to see"