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Joke of the Day
"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"
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"If the carpet matches the drapes I'll install the hardwood for free"
"I bought some green apples about a week ago I can't believe they're still not ripe"
"First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"The bartender fainted."
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"I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind."