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Joke of the Day
"How is a fish like a bicycle? Neither one knows how to whistle!"
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"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason,"" I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand."
"What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai? Dubai fours"
"Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment."
"I wonder who Rose is going to kill in Titanic II."
"It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays Like he's a Muslim or something."
"Almost every post that hits the frontt page Has a misspelled title."
"What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex? Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!"
"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing they were both stuck up cunts."