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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock! Who's there... No one because you have no friends."

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl ? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message ."

"What was Hitler's favorite way to tie his boots? In Nazi's!"

"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."

"Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."

"What do you call an illegal wristwatch trade? A wrist-ky buisness."

"Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !"

"Q: What's the best way to make pants last? A: Make the jacket first."

"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes!"

"Why should you never take a pig out on a date? She might squeal on you."