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Joke of the Day

"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."

"Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel."

"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"

"Dear Kids, ""16 & Pregnant"" is a TV show, not a Challenge..."

"To tell the difference between an African and an Indian elephant, you look at its ears, then lift one up and shout ""WHERE ARE YOU FROM M8?"""

"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"

"How many chores can horny maids do? 70. Cooking and 69."

"My favorite drinking game is that one where you drink every time you have access to booze."

"What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabaghoul"

"It's a pleasure to do business with you. I look forward to screaming at your customer service representatives in six months."