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Joke of the Day

"What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!"

"A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, ""Can eucalyptus?"""

"(not sure if repost) What do you call a black man that drives an airplane? A fucking pilot you racist!"

"What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now? Germany/Brasil 7-1"

"Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star"

"When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring"

"Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy? A Muslim"

"[FIRST DATE] Me, opening mouth seductively: ""And this is where I burned my tongue on pizza, and this is where I burned my tongue on fries, a"

"So a pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender goes: ""What are you doing with that thing?"" The pirate responds: ""Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."""

"Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian"