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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend VS motorbike ufffff. ""Full LOL joke"" Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 kept blowing up and starting on fire"

"Married girls are so lucky. They can post anything they want on here because they already tricked some dumb guy into marrying them."

"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes."

"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses."

"I stumped my toe today and it felt pretty good 10/10 would bang again"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... [Fill in the blank]"

"Why are Russians so heartless? Because organ traders offer good price."

"What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed? The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray."

"What do you call a funny hill? Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :|"