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Joke of the Day

"if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose"

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"Imagine This... Smeagol ( Lord of the Rings ) replaces in Tryion ( Game Of Thrones ) For Game Of Thrones"
"So a politician dies... Ha!"
"What's the difference between hard and light? I can go to sleep with a light on."
"Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him ""Elvis the pelvis""? Because he had a brother named Enos."
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