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Joke of the Day
"Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers"
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"I told my parents to put their Euros in my UK bank account, just in case. It didn't work."
"It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I'm back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat."
"Q: What is a dentist's office? A: A filling station."
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue...? ... he drank his coffee *before it was cool.*"
"People who tweet a lot of motivational stuff on here are the same people who reminded the teacher she forgot to give out homework."
"If you're able to read this, thank a teacher! If you can do busy work while wasted and watch an unrelated video, thank a substitute teacher!"
"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."
"Dad to kid: ""Connor, eat your food!"" ""Eat your food!"" ""Eat your food!"" ""Eat your food!"" Me: *turns around, eats all of kid's food*"