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Joke of the Day

"A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says, ""here you go, but why the long phase?"""

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids? She's a transparent."

"Help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7! Doctor: Well that's good, it means you're healthy. Man: You'd think so, but I don't wake up until 8am!"

"I'm not lazy. I'm just stopping the sofa from floating away."

"""what do we want?"" ""faster Internet!"" ""when do we want it?"". Loading..."

"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"

"What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk."

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""

"Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant? It took too long to pull out."