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Joke of the Day

"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons."

"A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass."

"We decided to go out for bbq tonight. As it turns out, I'm too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers."

"Someone threw a grill at my face. The attack made headlines."

"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"I always hate going to my Rastafarian friends house its dreadful"

"Saw this on a shirt Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver"

"Hey, are you the combination of fluorine-45 and silver-45? Because you look like a huge FAg."

"Why did sodium stay home all day? Because when helium invited sodium and potassium to the mall, potassium said *K* but all sodium could say was *Na*."