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Joke of the Day

"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons."

"What's the difference... What's the difference between a bowling ball and menstrual blood clots? You can't gargle a bowling ball."

"Being married is like playing cards If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch? A MANDATE *snicker*"

"Why Americans are so bad in geography? They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south."

"""Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup."" -Maybelline"

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"

"What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip"

"Dress for the job you want others to think you have."

"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."