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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass."

"Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names."

"I just bought a device that makes my car 95% quieter! It fits perfectly over her mouth."

"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."

"There's a queue for the whore house. A guy walks up, fists flying... ... He punches up the fuckline."

"5 minutes into America's Got Talent and I learned we don't have talent, we have a bunch of delusional idiots that don't want real jobs."

"Did you hear about the guy who bought a ring for his under age fiance? Apparently he went to Jared's."

"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."

"How do you get a million dollars with a girlfriend You start with 4 million"