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Joke of the Day

"We decided to go out for bbq tonight. As it turns out, I'm too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers."

"Domestic abuse joke I went to a restaurant the other night and my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered real slow because obviously she can't listen."

"A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks. His dad says, ""40 dollars? What do you want 30 dollars for?"""

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. And then it dawned on me."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it."

"My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter"

"Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat."

"Why did the boy like doing trigonometry? Just cos."