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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"

"When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !"

"Your girlfriend should never be jealous of another woman. Instead, you should do your best to make other women jealous of her."

"If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese"

"I know it's not safe but our taxi driver keeps falling asleep at every light and it's getting hilarious"

"A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, ""You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection"" She replied, ""Philately will get you nowhere."""

"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"

"Ran into my ex the other day Then I put it in reverse. Then I ran her over."

"I want to adopt two kids... ... with cancer, both named Jordan. I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans."