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Joke of the Day

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"""Anyone can be funny... But I can make you hilarious!"" -Marijuana"

"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Did you hear they're planting in a million trees throughout Harlem? In a city effort to improve public transportation."

"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."

"How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market? Buy high sell higher."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"

"I hate Russian nesting dolls They're so full of themselves"

"Sorry I unfollowed you on Instagram, but you take at least 10 pics of your face everyday. I don't even look at my wife that much."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship. (I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)"