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Joke of the Day

"I always hate going to my Rastafarian friends house its dreadful"

"So it looks like there was a paedophile ring operating at the heart of Thatcher's government. I don't know why everyones so shocked, they were well known for fucking miners."

"What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke?"

"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"

"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball"

"What's the one thing Spider-man can't eat? Uncle bens rice"

"Are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10."

"Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you."

"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."