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Joke of the Day
"Hey, are you the combination of fluorine-45 and silver-45? Because you look like a huge FAg."
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"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"
"How do you make a duck sing soul music? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."
"Tell me your best joke?"
"Doctor Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!"
"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."
"Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !"
"How do mathematicians cure constipation? They work it out with a pencil."
"When you find a body beneath your floorboards is it face up or face down that's good luck?"
"Two fish were in a tank.. one turned back and said to another..""How do you drive this thing?"""