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Joke of the Day
"I haven't fapped for seven days... ... because that would be too long."
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"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside? K9P."
"A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED. It almost blew up in my face."
"It's days like these.... When a man wakes up, looks around and thinks ""Yup, times are a changin!"""
"Just made jerk off motions at a group of construction guys. They just stood there staring at each other like ""now what?""...all talk eh boys?"
"With hostess shutting down... I bet Colorado is rethinking legalizing weed now..."
"The Mafia secret What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE."
"What's President Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."