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Joke of the Day
"I haven't fapped for seven days... ... because that would be too long."
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"How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer? He's staring at somebody else's shoes."
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
"A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only saran warp... The psychiatrist said, ""I can clearly see your nuts!"""
"""A man in a wheelchair walks into the room..."" Um, teacher? (*true story, just happened!*)"
"So a dyslexic walks into a bra. . ."
"What's the best response when someone wastes your time? Answers below please."
"Sound is slower than light... That's why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth"
"My girlfriend is due in two weeks. I can't wait til she's born."
"What do calculators do when they love each other? They multiply!"