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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
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"You had me at ""there's no security cameras."""
"Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head? So he could badly go where no man has gone before."
"They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I'm dreading it."
"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."
"Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam."
"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."
"My missus asked me where her Valentine's day card was. I said, ""Sorry, I had a headache."""
"""WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I."" -- bad guys reaching for a weapon at the end of the movie"
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it"