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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Taylor Swift when she squats low? No ass to the grass"
Next Joke
"Sometimes I spend so much time on Twitter in the bathroom that I actually pee twice."
"Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story"
"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""
"Excuse me sir, where do you keep the ""Whoomp""? Oh, there it is."
"Cashier: ""Would you like to donate to charity today or are you a giant piece of shit?"""
"I have often wanted to drown my sorrows. But, I can't get my wife to go swimming."
"What happens if you fart in church You have to sit in your own pew"
"I can turn anything into a boomerang just by throwing it straight up"
"I'm 5'3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality....disorder."