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Joke of the Day

"""A man in a wheelchair walks into the room..."" Um, teacher? (*true story, just happened!*)"

"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."

"Studies show that 92% of people masturbate. Do you know what the other 8% does instead? Yeah... me neither."

"A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again."

"Pro Tip: don't believe everything on Twitter. Y'all said throw her up against the wall to keep her happy. Karen from accounting. Not Happy."

"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion Edit: thanks for all the love, appreciated"

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."

"Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters."

"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"