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"So a dyslexic walks into a bra. . ."
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"Had a discussion with my boss about how lanyards can strangle.... conversation took a turn.... I am either fired or getting a HUGE raise x2"
"What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA"
"You hear what happened to the frog's car? It got toad."
"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."
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"When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan."
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"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."
"There should be a documentary about meth addiction: Need For Speed"