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"So a dyslexic walks into a bra. . ."
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"I'm sure there'll be some making distasteful jokes about Williams' death. How annoying for them that he would have thought of funnier ones."
"I pushed the happy button... ...I just made it depressed."
"I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever."
"Did you hear about the coprophile? He got off through a process of elimination."
"So my new Quantum Computer finally arrived today... ...inside the box, all I found was a dead cat :("
"What Does Reddit stand for? Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it."
"Junkie grandson : Grandma,grandma did you see my pills I left on the table ? Grandma: F*ck the pills,did you see those dragons in the kitchen ?"
"If someone was shot in a chapel... ...would that count as a mass shooting?"
"Startup idea: Toilet Paper App. Wipe your ass with your actual phone. Reusable."