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Joke of the Day
"I try to refrain from farting while I masturbate. For I am a gentleman."
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"Father in-law told me this gem: ""God made a woman..."" But didn't take one."
"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."
"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."
"when i die use my ashes to fill souvenir snowglobes to mimic the death rain of the apocalypse pouring down on a vacant cityscape. very metal"
"What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot? Stop laughing and reload."
"How do big yellow machinery fall asleep. they bulldoze"
"Shout out to my student loan for getting me through college. I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you."
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his whole family"
"I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone... Everyone knows the black ones run faster!"