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Joke of the Day

"when i die use my ashes to fill souvenir snowglobes to mimic the death rain of the apocalypse pouring down on a vacant cityscape. very metal"

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"What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E"
"Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket."
"Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked? There was no bikini atoll"
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"Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it."